Jan
24
2014

The Evolution Of Our Sleep Arrangements: Illustrated

THIS IS WHAT SLEEP HAS LOOKED LIKE AT OUR HOUSE OVER THE PAST 22 MONTHS

sleep, co-sleeping, sleep arrangements, baby in bed, bed-sharing, toddlers, sleep regression, jen warman, comedy

With a second baby coming in six short weeks, I got thinking about sleeping arrangements. Already, this baby isn't getting their own room (sorry, baby), because I know we will be co-sleeping for the first several months. And then after that?

Who freaking knows!

It will be an interesting combination of, "Whatever the hell works!"

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Jan
03
2014
pregnancy, fashion, maternity clothes, maternity, comedy, jen warman, ymc, vlog, elastic pants

So, I don't want to say that I'm cheap, but when it comes to spending money—I don't really like to. Well, that's not entirely true. I do like spending money, I'd just prefer if it wasn't mine. Y'know what I'm saying?

Therefore, when it comes to finding clothes that will fit me during pregnancy, I don't want to want to fork over a lot of Sir Robert Bordens. Gah. Why are we SO UNCOOL as Canadians? "Fork over a lot of Benjamins" sounds wwwaaaayyyy better.

*sigh*

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Dec
18
2013

Christmas Treats Are The Devil

OH THE TEMPTATION! THE WICKED, DELICIOUS, TEMPTATION!

christmas, treats, baking, christmas baking, unhealthy, devil, comedy, talking food, sugar, chocolate, diet, health

Hey, food bloggers: STOP POSTING DELICIOUS RECIPES

Hey, co-workers: STOP BAKING AWESOME SHIT AND BRINGING IT INTO WORK!

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Dec
12
2013

The Perks of Pregnancy

IT'S NOT ALL JUST SWOLLEN ANKLES AND HEMORRHOIDS

perks of pregnancy, pregnancy symptoms, upside, positie outlook, optimism, jen warman, comedy, boobs, belly

Often in pregnancy we tend to complain. A lot. And usually, for good reason — there is a lot to complain about!

Nausea, back pain, hip-pain, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, gingivitis, swollen ankles, swollen feet, swollen everything, weight gain, constipation, random hairs, pubic-bone pain, vagina pain, breast pain, everything-on-your-body-pain, sleeplessness, nightmares, night sweats...

Shall I go on?

But all of that aside...there are some UP-SIDES of being pregnant? Get ready for a dose of optimism.

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Nov
03
2013

Pregnancy + Caffeine + Strangers Being A-Holes

JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN COFFEE AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

caffeine, pregnant, pregnancy, safe, strangers, comments, annoying, assholes, comedy, jen warman

I am growing a human inside of me, which requires a lot of work and energy. I still get up 1-3 times per night with my toddler. I work a full-time job. I sometimes make dinner (my husband or parents usually do.) I sometimes clean my house (again, it's a collaborative group effort: a perk of having your parents live in the same house). Regardless, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm tired.

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Oct
11
2013
episiotomy, child-birth, having babies, sewing-up, comedy

Recently, I met an awesome girl. I liked this girl right away for several reasons: she was friendly, had a genuine smile, and was very open and easy to talk to. After laughing and talking for five minutes, she said this to me:

"Do you want to know what I said to the doctor when she was stitching me up after child birth?"

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Oct
07
2013

A Newcomers Guide: Crazy Parenting Trends

ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE "THINGS" YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE "THINGS"

You're pregnant, congratulations! 

You have so many new things to learn! Your head is spinning! Your hormones are raging! There are so many books to read, websites to visit, and everyone has an opinion on everything. 

You wish you could just crawl into a hole and then 9 months later (actually 10, surprise!) emerge with cute pink cooing baby. But no. No, no no no no. There is a lot of crap in between, and you'll need to learn it all (no you don't). 

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Sep
27
2013

A Babymoon In Boston

FINDING OUR PRE-BABY #2 BLISS

Last weekend, my husband and I embarked on a four-day and three-night getaway to Boston. 

We used our flight credits from our botched vacation in July, and decided to take some time "just for us" before baby #2 arrives in March. I believe the trendy term for this trip is a "babymoon."

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Jun
12
2013

Throwing, Hitting, and Tantrums—Oh My!

THE TALE OF TWO LIMES...AND MY MOTHER'S HEAD

Cole is an incredibly strong and agile little beast.

Despite our secret wishes for him to be interested in crocheting and stamp collecting — I'm pretty sure we have a hardcore athlete on our hands. We're still hoping we can convince him to sign up for an obscure sport like fencing or water polo, but I'm pretty sure our future weekends will be spent at hockey arenas. And soccer fields. And baseball fields. And basketball courts. 

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Mar
31
2013

Last weekend my husband and I, along with our two about-to-be-wed childless friends, went out to see a comedy show in Toronto's east end called "Time Out." It is a stand-up comedy night by parents for parents. This monthly event is hosted by the talented and beautiful Erin Keaney, and I was very excited to check out the show.

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