OK – so we’ve rundown the hottest celebrity splits of 2010 so now let’s focus on the juiciest celeb hook-ups of 2010! From the sweet to the scandalous here are my pics for most talked about celeb couples of the year!
10. Jude Law and Sienna Miller
They dated, got engaged, he slept with the nanny, they broke up, she dated Balthazar Getty, broke up his marriage, they broke up, she hooked back up with Jude Law, now they seem like they’re happier than ever. Some things are just destiny people, just really gross, adulterous destiny.
9. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner Cory Monteith John Mayer Jake Gyllenhaal
First of all, I can’t believe anyone dates this woman anymore! Seriously – if there was a poster child for the sore breakup girl, Swifty is it! Let’s face it, no matter what you do she WILL write a song about you! And when she’s writing the song, she gets to tell the story of the breakup! Seriously – how many times did that chick re-hash the ‘Joe Jonas’ broke up with me over the phone’ story?! Anyway, Swifty dated Taylor Lautner (cute), Cory Monteith (just a cover for John Mayer) John Mayer (I just threw up in my mouth a little) and is now dating Jake Gyllenhaal which I say ‘Yay for you Swifty’ but I don’t quite get the appeal for him. I give it until March – tops. Wait – when are the Grammys?
8. Joe Jonas/Demi Lovato/Ashley Greene
I love that the new generation of Hollywood knows how to play ‘the game’. Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato were dating – of course they were – there was a new ‘Camp Rock 2’ to promote. Then they broke up which apparently affected Lovato more than anyone realized. Jonas quickly hooked up with ‘Twilight’ star Greene (who is never one to shy away from a photo opp) which sent Lovato over the edge (literally). Unfortunately while they may be required to work like adults these are still just kids and it’s hard to watch your ex’s new girlfriend flaunt herself in front of you. So when Greene decided to join the Jonas tour (that Lovato just happened to be opening for) poor Demi couldn’t take it anymore. Demi allegedly took her frustrations out on one of her backup dancers and has been sitting in rehab for ‘emotional issues’ ever since. Joe and Ashley are still going strong. Ahhhh, high school.
7. Jesse James and Kat Von D
While looking at these two makes me kinda want to take a shower, I have to say that they really do look like a good pair. Or maybe it’s just all the tattoos – whatever. After James confirmed that he was the stupidest man alive by cheating on Sandra Bullock with a dirty whore, it took him a while before he stepped back out into the spotlight. And when he did it was on the arm of Kat Von D. Never without drama there has been pregnancy and breakup rumours, but they’re still together and at least he started dating her once he was a single man. Now excuse me but I need to go have a shower.
6. Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough
Yeah, I know. You want to say it. You thought he was gay, didn’t you?! I’m pretty sure most of the free world thought the same, but these two actually seem to be a really cute couple! She is best known as one of the dancers on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ and he is known for, well, everything else. And while she’s quite a bit younger than him (she’s 22, he’s 36) they seem to be going pretty strong! She’s set to star in the upcoming remake of ‘Footloose’ so we’ll see how the movie does and if their relationship can withstand her rising star!
5. Ryan Philippe and Amanda Seyfried
I have this thing with cheaters – no matter how long it’s been I can never look at them the same again. Seriously, Angelina ruined Brad Pitt for me. So after Ryan Philippe cheated on Reese Witherspoon he went from being totally dreamy to totally slimy in my books. Philippe broke up with Abbie Cornish this year – the actress that he cheated on Witherspoon with – and was linked with a few other women. But in the past 6 weeks or so sightings of him and Amanda Seyfried have become more and more frequent. And he still looks like a total douche bag.
4. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
Oh poor Jessica! This girl just can’t catch a break in the romance department. Seriously – is it me or was the Nick/Jessica breakup the worst thing that ever happened to her? So after failed romances with John Mayer and Tony Romo, Jessica hooked up with former NFL (for like, a minute) player Eric Johnson. And less than a week after her ex-husband announces his engagement to his girlfriend of 5 years (5 years!!!) Jessica rushes to get her own ring (which she just might have bought herself) so she can announce her very own engagement. *Sigh* poor desperate Jessica, she just wants to be loved!
3. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Can you hear the Twi-hards screaming from here?! Well, they’ve had this couple married from the very beginning, but pretty sure this couple only officially became a couple this year! Forever Bella and Edward to their fans, this couple is actually really quite cute. Both young and angst-y and beautiful, they do seem like a perfect fit for each other. Let’s just pray it ends well, because if it doesn’t there’s gonna be a whole lot of angry Twi-hards out there!
2. Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Well this one seems like it might be a little scandalous! First, Rachel was married to Darren Aronofsky and Daniel Craig was in a long time relationship with Satsuki Mitchell. They filmed a movie together early last year. In November, TMZ reports that Weisz and Aronofsky are done hinting that Craig might be behind the split. Now they’ve been spotted holding hands over the Christmas holidays!! Scandal! So are we to assume that they actually hooked up while filming their movie and are just now trying to slowly introduce themselves as a couple!? My spidey sense is tingling!
1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
First of all let me repeat – I hate cheaters! So while this couple actually puts a really bad taste in my mouth, I have to give them the #1 spot because of how trashy and scandalous their hook up has been and that they don’t seem to give a rat’s ass! So Rimes was married to Dean Sheremet and Eddie Cibrian was married to Brandi Glanville (with whom he has 2 sons). These 2 film some cheesy made for TV movie together and decide to start hooking up on the down low. Unfortunately some very incriminating photos of the 2 surface in US Magazine outing the couple as the cheating dogs they are. But since it’s ‘true love’ LeAnn leaves her husband and Eddie leaves his family and LeAnn decides to tweet out every single solitary detail of their relationship further digging the knife into Brandi Glanville’s back. The happy couple got engaged on Christmas Eve and Rimes went on a 12 hour tweet-a-thon tweeting about her ring, how it happened, why you should be happy for her, etc. I honestly can’t wait for the day that LeAnn and Eddie meet my good friend karma – I have a feeling it won’t be that long.
There you have it – my Top 10 Hook-Ups of 2010! Stay tuned because my Top 10 most Overexposed of 2010 is coming next!
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