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A pub in England has come up with a solution (or veiled threat, depending on how you look at it) for patrons who let their kids run amuck—forcible constraint.
The sign reads: "To avoid accident and injury to your child whilst the little darling is running around this establishment why not hand the little poppet to a member of staff who will be happy to nail it to your table for you!"
Subtle enough? Of course not everyone gets the joke. Some critics claim the signs make light of a very real problem: child abuse.