And no, I don't mean horse riding. Tori Spelling is giving women all over the world a bad name? Just five short months after giving birth to her daughter Hattie, Spelling is up the duffers again.
For those of you whose math is a little fuzzy (I know mine was), I'll spell it out for you. She was having sex a mere four weeks after the labour.
Now, I don't know about you, but I had a wonderful, painkiller-free water birth, and yet had my husband dared come anywhere near me (or my leaky balloons) he'd have been a goner. And he knew when to keep well alone.
Back then, like most sane women, I would have chosen sleep over sex any day of the week, not least of which because you are a hormonal mess and your lady bits are, in a word, ravaged.
Tori Spelling may be better than your truly with numbers, but she seems to have fallen prey to that age-old myth: you can't get pregnant while breastfeeding. A giant whoopsie or perhaps she sagely planned to have her children 10 months apart.
Did you have your children less than a year apart? On purpose or a moment of insanity?
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