The latest blogger blazing the scene may be pint-sized but he (we'll call him a he) tells it like it is. With more than 148,000 Twitter followers already under his adjustable elasticated belt, The Honest Toddler is proving he's a force to be reckoned with.
According to an article on Today Moms, Honest, who goes by the tagline “Not potty trained. Not trying,” is the voice of his generation. And though he's also anonymous and much older than his years *wink wink*, the little imp is making parents everywhere chuckle through the early, but not always easy, years.
He's also ambitious, with a book reportedly already in the works—an "as-yet-untitled parenting guide" slated for release in May 2013. (Here, we thought this writer was young to score a massive publishing contract!)
When Today Moms grilled Honest about his message to parents, he didn't hesitate to put the world to rights. "... just because you wear 2T doesn't mean you don't have ideas about life. And salad needs to be stopped."
While Santa may be cool, there's no love lost between Honest and the red-nosed one. "Rudolph is a good for nothing horse who knows nothing about friendship or loyalty."
When asked about bedtime stalling tactics, Honest didn't mince his words: a poopy diaper. Picky eating? Honest quipped: "When you make tuna bake it hurts your child's heart."
Ah, if only we could really get inside that toddler brain to find out what makes it tick. For now, Honest is as good as it gets. What burning question would you ask your tot, if you could?
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