Cauliflower prices in Canada are through the roof these days. Ringing in around $7 a head (whuuuuuut!?), the ubiquitous vegetable is the hottest topic these days. But listen, you guys: what's up with the cauliflower devotion? You've lost your damn minds, people. Cauliflower pizza crust, cauliflower kung pao, cauliflower "rice", cauliflower popcorn -- omfg, stop. Stop it with the bland, virtually tasteless vegetable love already.
Of course, if you're really interested in chewing up some flavourless fodder, let me suggest these alternatives to cauliflower that fit the bill:
This old boot:
A slice of dirty cardboard:
An old pencil:
A dirty foot:
A pile of hair:
source: kim_carpenter_nj on flickr
Filthy nail clippings:
source: quinnanya on Flickr
A used tissue:
source: findingtheobvious on Flickr
POTATOES. For the love of all things, what did potatoes do to deserve your hatred?
Here are some other ideas for what to eat instead of cauliflower, in case you needed even more options.