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Nov
13
2013

White Supremacist Discovers He's Part Black

Stick that in your pointy white cap!

White Supremacist Discovers He's Part Black

What is the worst possible fate that could befall a White supremacist? Finding out that the roots of your family tree actually lead back to Africa, that's what. According to an article in the Huffington Post, neo-Nazi leader Craig Cobb made the startling realization that he is 14% Sub-Sarahan African after taking a DNA test as part of his appearance on the UK's Trisha Show, "Race in America."

"Sweetheart, you have a little black in you," host Trisha Goddard was only too glad to reveal to Cobb in front of a cheering audience.

Of course, Cobb later dismissed the DNA testing as a “scientifically bankrupt procedure.”

Cobb, a former Vancouver resident, has been busy trying to set up a White nationalist town in Leith, North Dakota, in which he plans to erect a single flag—that of the Nazis. He had even started buying up local properties to that end. Fortunately he has since run into snags with the town council, which has obstructed his grand designs for the time being.

"I tell you, oil and water don't mix," said 62-year-old Cobb.

Neither do racism and 2013. Begone bigots! Maybe Cobb should move to this country instead. At least he'd approve of the fashion.