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Kelly Medd lives in Oakville, ON with her two children and her ever supportive husband “Homer.” She's a recovering self-help junkie who relapses on a regular basis. Schooled in the ways of sarcasm she has dedicated her life to “pulling the plug on popular misconception” by outing herself in some very awkward and sometimes embarrassing ways via her blog She’s an unpublished author (sigh) who desperately needs a new hair style and has a list of useless talents that do not include writing a bio on herself. She can also be followed (or stalked) on Twitter @ggrlswearthongs.

About my kids: 
Brooklyn is 12 going on 500. She has a sharp wit and knows everything. I'm not talking in a "I'm a teenager & you're lame." kinda way. I'm talking she is genuinely smarter than me. I lose arguments with my daughter. A lawyer in the making. Jake is going to be 9 and still likes to cuddle (don't tell anyone). He is the funniest person I know and always moving. He's a natural athlete which makes me suspect there was a baby mix up at the hospital.
Parenting is...: 
worth it.
We know you don't have a lot, but when you do, what do you like to do in your spare time?: 
In my spare time I travel the world, embarking on adventures that would make your skin crawl. No, not really. I've been known to write a book or two and always have one in the works. Like every Mom a lot of my time is spent at kids activities but when I need a time out I like to go to the movies by myself and fill my belly with buckets of popcorn.
When are you at your yummiest?: 
When I'm showered and in something other than yoga pants...which isn't very often, well, the yoga pants part..oh, nevermind...
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?: 
Relapse of a Self Help Junkie
What's currently in your purse?: 
Oh, my. Gum wrappers, change, wallet, pen, phone, hundreds of receipts, an old granola bar, my son's retainer case, a voice recorder, my book on a USB.
What superhero power would you like to have?: 
If we gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?: 
Could I have a Jaquar? They're so sleek and sexy.