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Andrea Marlene is a SAHM of three who lives in Southern Ontario, Canada. She blogs about finding meaning in the mundane aspects of life at and her writing has also recently appeared on Scary Mommy and The Huffington Post. You can connect with her on Facebook at

We know you don't have a lot, but when you do, what do you like to do in your spare time?: 
Read fiction and drink coffee!
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?: 
If I ever write a parenting book it will be called "Parenting Through The Bathroom Door" because I always seem to find myself yelling through it on one side or the other.
What's currently in your purse?: 
Just about everything. My wallet is reminiscent of George Costanza's. You have to keep ALL your receipts because you never know when you might need to return something...or just in case you need an alibi someday ;)
What superhero power would you like to have?: 
My superhero power would be to need less sleep! Like, maybe a couple hours and I'm good to go. Then I'd finally have time to get everything done that I need to do.
If we gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?: 
I would leave it in plain sight but not tell anyone. Then wait to see if anyone literally brings up the elephant in the room. ;)
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