Mummy
Welcome to Parenthood in Ten Tweets
In space, no one can hear you scream....
Daddy
No Parenting Book Prepared Me for My Kid Becoming a Smuggler
I don’t know if he’s been watching Prison Break while I’m not around, but this was funny.
by: Mike Tanner
Pregnancy
I Had to Give Birth Far From Home... and It Was an Adventure
We lived in a town with no birthing facilities so we had to make an extraordinary trip out of town and fund our own accommodations.
by: Angila Peters
Kids
These Post-Halloween Tweets are as Sweet as the Candy You've Ninjaed from the Kids
And no, we're not ready for Christmas.
Celebrate
Halloween is Nigh! Get Ready to Trick-or-Tweet!
This is how you really scare people on Halloween...
Mummy
The Two Strangest Things I've Ever Yelled During Sexytime
He was curled up with me, gazing at me lovingly when I suddenly blurted....
by: Alison Tedford
Mummy
Tweets About Parenting That Will Show You What You're Really In For
It's a good thing kids don't write grocery lists.
Kids
These Tweets Prove You're Not the Only One Who Wants to Fast Forward a Phase
Curious about what it's like to be a mom?