A plastic bag can take 15 to 1,000 years to break down, depending on environment. And an estimated one million birds, 100,000 turtles, and countless other sea animals die each year from ingesting plastic [1].
And that’s just the tip of the plastic iceberg. So why not do something good for the environment and invest in a few reusable totes that show off your sparkling personality.
For When You Need to Bite Your Tongue
Remember when your mom told you if you have nothing nice to say to not say anything at all. She was right, but that doesn’t mean your tote can’t speak for you.
Etsy: $20.63 [2]
For When You’re All In
This tote is perfect for those days when you’re up for anything. Plus, we just think the world would be a better place if everyone answered Totes Ma Goats instead of just, yes.
Etsy: $34.62 [3]
For the End of a Very Long Week
We’ve all had those weeks where you’re just waiting…. WAITING … for Friday to show up. And then finally it does. We love you, gin.
Etsy: $17.12 [4]
For When You Want to Send a Subtle Message
This bag pairs well with a raised eyebrow and exasperated sigh.
Etsy: $32.61 [5]
When You Don’t Feel Like Being an Adult AT ALL
Remembering to buy toilet paper, making meals, doing laundry, taking the kids to school, birthdays, grocery shopping, errands…. no wonder we’re always so tired. Where’s the tote bag that gives us a day off?
Etsy: $32.61 [6]
When You’re All “Nope, I’ve Got No Time for This”
You’re a busy woman with things to do and places to go. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Society6: £17.00 [7]
When You Feel the Need to Seize the Day
Because who doesn’t love a good pun?
Etsy: $33.31 [8]
When You Want New People to Join Your Book Club
I went to a book club for two years and never read any of the books. But I did drink the wine and eat the snacks so I created my own ‘book’ club and it was basically a wine night with girlfriends. And now there’s a tote for that.
Etsy: $12.49 [9]
When You Want to Admit Something We All Do
Also, recite the 30 days hath September poem to figure out how many days in each month.
And possibly, use your fingers to do simple addition.
Etsy: $15.47 [10]