When it comes to gifts, nothing beats a well-thought out purchase that speaks to the heart and soul of the person you're buying for. When your friends and loved ones are bold and love a well placed f-bomb, finding the perfect gift outside of a Spencer's Gifts can be a challenge. Well, fear not. Whether you're shopping for Christmas or just need to find a little something that says "I care," these gifts are classy, sassy, a little bit smart-assy.
Best Bitches 3-Part Necklace
When you love the sentiment of BFFs, and you want to share that love with the women in your life who would help you bury a body, but you're no longer in third grade.
- via Etsy [1]
ZERO FUCKS NOTEBOOK BY BETHENNY
When you don't give enough of a fuck to remember something, you need a chic place to write it down in.
- via CZND [2]
This is Definitely Shit and I am Here for You Sympathy Cards
This is a must-have in the stationary collection. It's all the sentiment a Hallmark card really ought to convey without the flowers and other BS that plain-speaking people don't really appreciate.
- via Etsy [3]
LARGE MICRO PAVE MIDDLE FINGER RING
Black diamond studded and handcrafted at a jewelry studio in New York when you need to show the world your opinion in high class STYLE, baby.
- via Wendy Nichol [4]
Get Shit Done Inspirational Poster
Do we need a cute kitten poster saying "Hang in there, baby"? No, we do not. This is the inspirational poster of the working woman who takes no shit - she gets it done.
- via Etsy [5]
Feminist as Fuck Quote Cuff
For those who love equal rights as much as they love to swear.
- via Etsy [6]
Really Fuckin' Cute Sweet Nothing Necklace
Cute and sassy, and definitely not for the modest!
- via IGWT [7]
Get Shit Done Coffee Mug, #Boss Lady Mug
Just like the motivational poster, except more portable (and easier to hide at work if people are prudes).
- via Etsy [8]
The Zen as F#ck Yoga Tank
Namaste, bitches.
- via Etsy [9]
F Bomb Paperweight
For your literal and literary friends who love the subtle jokes.
- via Uncommon Goods [10]
Anne is one of those people who usually speaks to others in memes, pop culture references, and SAT words. On those occasions she can be understood at all, she likes to entertain others with a sense of humour usually described by friends as “hilarious—once you get to know her.”