Every time I see my tailor (YES. I am a short girl. I cannot buy a pair of pants without a visit to my best friend the tailor) he always says the same thing.
“You know who you look like, Ali? That girl from Spiderman.”
Oh yes, I’ve heard this before. And not just from my tailor. TOO MANY TIMES. But seriously? Kirsten Dunst? Really? REALLY? Isn’t Kirsten Dunst just a little, erm, not at all what I look like?
The first time I was ever been told that I looked like someone famous pretty well scarred me for life.
Get this.
Nina Webster. From the Young and the Restless. Could you die?
No?
How about now?
Over the years I’ve had a few, "Oh my goodness, Ali! You look just like_____!"s
I’ve had Felicity, which I’m attributing to the fact that we both have big, round heads?
And I’ve had Kaitlin Cooper from the OC…which I'm attributing to, erm, I don’t know? Hairstyle?
And I’ve gotten Jordana Spiro from My Boys
My dad has even weighed in on this and thinks I am a dead-ringer for Anna Kendrick.
And then I consulted the obviously accurate myheritage.com
Which said that I look like...
GEORGE H.W. BUSH.
How.
How?
74%
George Bush.
George Bush!
And then there is THIS.
Oh my god.
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