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Fads come and go, and parenting is no exception. One constant however, is using humour as a coping mechanism for all those less than stellar moments. Here's a great selection of who helped us remember to take it with a grain of salt this week.
90% of parenting is hiding iPads from your children.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 30, 2015
What's it called when you wake up feeling hungover and you didn't even have a drink the night before? Oh right, parenting.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 1, 2015
Just found out some people feed their pets organic, human grade food. I've had days when my *kids* don't even get human grade food.
— Jeni (@highlyirritable) September 28, 2015
Nothing good ever comes from a sentence that begins with, "A kid at school told me..."
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 29, 2015
Side effects may include: Tiredness, irritability, sore throat, headaches, nervous tics. Ask your doctor if parenting is right for you.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 2, 2015
My kid just "jinxed" me and now apparently I can't talk to anyone in my house until tomorrow. This might be the best day of my life.
— Steph (@wedontchewglass) September 27, 2015
Wait, go back. I almost forgot 67 completely useless details. -When 9 year olds tell stories.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 20, 2015
The most important meal of the day is the one I don't have to make.
— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) September 27, 2015