I posted a blog the other day about my New Year’s resolutions and how they’re going to be ones I can actually fail at instead of the lame-o ones I came up with in 2010. Because, what the hell, right?
Then Connie reads it and sends me a tweet saying What the hell should be your motto for the year and I’m all You’re right! But I can't have a motto without a theme song so now I need a theme song.
And Connie was all over it because she’s a music savant who pretty much knows every song ever made since Eve broke out the snakeskin rattle and penned the one-hit wonder It Was Just An Apple. While Connie was looking to theme me up, I went to take a gander too. Lo and behold I find the absolute perfect theme song for me and I’m so excited, I tell my husband because in good relationships you share this sort of shit.
And he’s all Why do you need a theme song and I was all Way to ruin my theme song mood, honey. This is the reason why I’m on twitter all the time because if I go on there right now and tell everyone I have a theme song they’ll be all excited and understand why my 2011 needs a theme song.
And so I did. And they were. Which, thank god, otherwise my theme song wouldn’t have made any sense anymore. Someone should write a song about how you need to go to twitter for theme song support and not your husband.
Without any further ado here’s my theme song for 2011, minus the goth look. Although...maybe I'll keep that too. What the hell, right?
What will your theme song be in 2011?
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