Come again? An alarm that wakes you up with an orgasm?
In what could be the best article I’ve ever written on a Monday morning, I’m going to attempt to get through this without using any sex puns.
Nope, sorry; I can’t do it. This up and coming product deserves its shining moment.
In what could be the biggest stroke of genius in alarm clock history, the Little Rooster, an online store based in the UK, sells an alarm clock that will wake you up in a way that brings new meaning to the phrase "rise and shine."
All you need to do is set your alarm at night, slip it into your underwear and be prepared to, and I quote:
“Wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably. Feeling confident. Happy. Aroused.”
My morning coffee can only do one of those things.
This rechargeable device comes with 30 – THIRTY! different levels, and that smart little rooster will remember which one you like.
Let me just repeat that: It remembers your favourite setting.
The charge lasts up to three hours and it has a snooze feature which begs the question, can one call into work late because you pressed snooze too many times?
This device has been creating a lot of buzz and has been featured in GQ Magazine, on the Jimmy Kimmel show, and in the Sunday Times.
And guys, you don’t need to feel left out. You can sign up to be on the ‘For Men’ mailing list and be notified when the Little Rooster for Men is launched. Although I’d be remiss if I didn’t say they missed out on calling it cock-a-doodle-doo.
Well done Little Rooster; well done. You’ve proven to the world that if you build it, they will come.