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Seven-Year-Old Wants Big Boobs

An Unconventional Birthday Present

As they say, only in America. Instead of a brand new Malibu Barbie or a shiny pair of Twinkle Toes, seven-year-old Poppy, the child of Sarah Burge (aka the Human Barbie) got something, uh, a bit more unconventional for her birthday. A gift certificate for a boob job.

A self-professed plastic surgery addict, who has reportedly spent close to a million dollars on enhancements, Burge obviously had no moral quandary when it came to her daughter's gift. “Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she’s 16, when it’s legal.” She added that, “If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it.

Apparently, Poppy was tickled pink at the idea of implants. “I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty,” she reportedly said. Obviously if Mother Nature decides to grant Poppy naturally large breasts, then she'll be free to spend the certificate on another procedure(s).

Knowing the mutiny of the mirror, and if Burge has anything to do with it, when puberty strikes its cruel blow, little Poppy is guaranteed to find a multitude of things on her body that need fixing.