Categories
If I had a little fairy dust, I'd sprinkle it on the men of the world so they could menstruate (after all, their name's in the bloody word). Not every month, that would just be cruel. Maybe once a year, so they could experience firsthand the tyranny of a uterus ripping itself apart.
If men had periods... Everyone would spend a week of every month doubled over, moaning and groaning in bed. Emergency rooms and pharmacies would be heaving with males convinced they were dying. And the economy would promptly come grinding to a halt.
How To Talk To Your Daughter About Her Period
It's probably just as well that men don't know what it's like to have their dear Aunt Rose visit unexpectedly. But they can hazard a guess, and when they do, the results are guaranteed to paint the internet (sorry) Reddit.
Being dudes, farts, ferrets, and warfare feature heavily. In some cases though, the analogies are surprisingly apt:
And for guys wanting to know exactly what a period DOESN'T feel like:
Just one day a year. Is that too much to ask?