Mummy Buzz

Jul
03
2014

Hot Convict Jeremy Meeks Lands Lucrative Modelling Contract

are there are not enough attractive, law-abiding men in the world?

Well, ladies, you only have yourselves to blame. That fine-looking felon, otherwise known as Jeremy Meeks, has landed a modelling contract to the tune of $30,000 and an even more eye-popping porn offer—while holed up in prison.

Yes, according to an article in The Cut, there are not enough attractive, law-abiding men in the world, so we have to go and poach a criminal and plaster his mug in magazines.

It was really just a matter of time before someone snapped up Meeks after police posted his shot (see: baby blues, succulent lips) online and sent droves of otherwise mentally sound women into heat. Some sent the 30-year-old convict phone numbers and letters . . . others proposed marriage!

Agent Gina Rodriguez from Santa Monica's Blaze Modelz now represents Meeks, who has previously served nine years in jail. 

Ugh and ugh. 

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