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Kids say the darnedest things. Don't we know it? But sometimes they also say the most bone-chilling, Hitchcock-like comments, and according to an article in the Globe & Mail, the online forum has captured a few of the downright psychotic things to come out of the mouths of angels. Be worried. Be very worried.
“Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?” was the question posted on Reddit. Are you ready for some of the toe-curling responses?
And my personal, never-closing-my-eyes-again, Satan-spawned favourite from user GatorMcGovern: “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”
Really, who needs Stephen King? We have children (of the corn). Think you can top any of these? Spill away, and excuse me while I go hide in the closet...