Ever desperate to put pennies in the proverbial piggy, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's latest venture is selling out her octuplets as the next Osmonds or von Trapps. That's right, the The Roctuplets have bagged their first singing gig at The Ruth Moore LAUSD Christmas Party.
According to an article in the Huffington Post, fresh out of rehab, Suleman is hoping the charity performance will be the first of many (paying) gigs for her kids. Obviously her porn career wasn't panning out, so she needs another income source. As my grandmother always said, "...more to be pitied than laughed at."
The show is slated for December 17 at a Los Angeles high school. Of course The Roctuplets have a single lined up, "I’m Ready For Christmas," and available for purchase on Amazon and iTunes.
They're also taking bookings now for holiday parties... (Hey, it beats Karaoke.)
Cutesy choir or child labour?
image: Roctuplets
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