Maureen Turner: We Are Family

Jun
26
2011

Out Of The Mouths of 8-Year Old Boys

Something I Wish I Had Never Heard

I will file this blog under the category “WTF” and “Things I Wish I Had Never Heard.”

Our dog, as is the case with most dogs, enjoys a good crotch sniffing. We try to dissuade him, but he persists.

So, the other day, Tom walked into the den and the dog was eye balls deep in Ethan’s crotch, but rather than pushing the dog away, Ethan was bouncing up and down.

In a move that Tom probably regrets, he asked Ethan what he was doing. His answer?

“Tea bagging the dog”

Like I said... WTF?