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On my next shopping trip I texted my friend again. She was at home, nursing a nasty toe injury. She texted a photo of the crackers she was eating and suggested I buy some. She obviously didn't realize her gnarly toe was a bonus feature.
My next text to her said, "I'm not saying we’re fat, but next time we chat, I'm making this!
Yes, that is my toe in the picture. I thought it added a certain je ne c'est quoi to the photo's composition. And yes, I got some weird looks while I was slipped off my shoe and posed all naked toed.
Then I texted. "FYI - you're in no way fat. I bet you only eat these!
And finally, "I need to stop taking my shoes off. The manager is watching me on the closed circuit t.v. but, just one more before he kicks me out..."Toe Jam!"
Ridiculous right? But oh so enjoyable. The next time you go grocery shopping, try finding something funny or unusual to photograph and share. And if you happen to see a person who looks like this....
....ask her where to find the Horlicks.