My mother stayed home with my brother and me until we were in Junior High, and I can't remember ever hearing her complain about how tough it was to be a mother. I'm sure she vented quietly to her friends, but I never got that vibe from her.
*NOT a photo of my brother and me with our mother. Clearly. How sad is it that I can't find very many of us with our mom? Mental note: take a GOOD family portrait before my kids are teenagers!
Wait, here's a shot of my family. A horrible shot, but I'm too lazy to search in the basement for more photo albums. (*adding to spring to-do list*)
Back to my point. I do actually have one. Motherhood is physically and mentally demanding. I'm not disputing that, but has anyone else noticed a rise in the whining online about the trials of motherhood?
I'm tempted to go on a rant about how motherhood is a privilege, because if you've ever struggled with infertility, experienced a miscarriage, or fought through the red tape of the adoption process, you know this only too well. But I won't. That would just make me a bit of a baby. Speaking of which, how ridiculous is that header image? These are the things I waste my time with while I should be online complaining about how busy my family life is and how "my kids are driving me insane and is it wine o'clock yet?"
There are certainly many reasons to feel overwhelmed by the motherload of motherhood. Mothers who struggle with post-partum depression, or who must work two jobs to put food on the table, or who fear for their safety and the safety of their children have it rough. I'm referring to the needless, self-absorbed, my life is so awful, not at all light-hearted or tongue and cheek, but seriously put out by it all, whining.
I admit that raising a family isn't always easy. In fact, the other night we took the kids out to dinner and my youngest child was a real handful. I actually let her make a fort under the table so I could get a moment of peace. Stellar parenting, I know. I stopped short of gagging her with a cloth napkin to quiet the barrage of questions and simply ordered myself another glass of wine. So, I get how complaining online is a way to blow off steam, I just wonder if this is a good message to put out there? Venting with a friend over the phone out of earshot of your kids is one thing, but posting that, "You sometimes wish you'd never had kids," or "Your son's behaviour at ____'s birthday party was atrocious!" maybe is not the legacy you want your children to stumble across one day.
Just my opinion.
We're all in this together and it's a good place to be. Most days. Don't you think?
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
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My beautiful niece is turning thirteen this month. I've racked my brain, but the girl is impossible to buy for. She's stylish, on trend, and already has the newest thing before it's even a thing yet. So, what's an aunt to do?
I've made a list, but all I can come up with is terribly inappropriate gifts, like . . .
Although making this list gave me a laugh, I'm no closer to finding a great gift for my niece. Please PLEASE help me. No really. This isn't a ploy to get you to leave me an elusive blog comment. I sincerely need suggestions. What does one buy for a 13-year-old girl these days?
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"Getting there is half the fun?"
Depends who you ask. A seven-year-old will say road trips are rad. An exhausted forty-four-year-old mother of two will rock in a corner, muttering something about how suitcases don't pack themselves and how the GPS lady is so condescending.
It's not that we adults don't like to travel. We do. And of course we want our children with us. It's just that we want them with us, but sitting quietly in the backseat so we can stare out the window, alone with our empty thought bubbles. The "children should be seen and not heard" concept is antiquated but pretty darn appealing in the face of a six-hour car ride.
Our parents survived family road trips (without seatbelts and GPS) and we can too! Here are a few tips to make your next family road trip smooth and dare I say, relaxing!
Some of the most interesting secrets and deepest thoughts are shared on the open road. But, DO NOT keep your head cranked in reverse for long periods. I learned this the hard-painful-icepack-handfuls-of-Advil-and-a-hefty-chiro-bill way. DO NOT turn around if you are the driver. Obviously.
DO NOT let your children stuff their faces with junkfood to keep them quiet. When I was seven, on a car trip to California, I ate several boxes of Tic Tacs and then barfed all over the backseat. To this day I can't smell fruity Tic Tacs without gagging.
When we were kids, my brother crawled through the backseat into the trunk and hid. When my mom finally noticed I claimed I had no idea where he was. Ahhhh, the 70s. Good, good times.
Shaw Go allows you to download free apps such as Family Channel, Disney XD, or Disney Junior. This will give you access to live streaming TV and on-demand content from the Shaw Go library, as well as a selection of family-focused programming—anytime, anywhere. This will also let your kids watch their favourite shows on the go...even on the road. Kid show + Headphones = quiet child and a 30-minute nap for mummy.
DO NOT leave crayons on the rear dash in the heat of summer while you spend a few hours at an amusement park or you'll return to a waxy waterfall. Wax does not come out of fabric seats. (This happened shortly after the Tic Tac pukefest...see #3. Our family station wagon was never quite the same after that trip.)
Either give the kids headphones so they can listen on their own or listen aloud together. DO NOT listen to anything by Jackie Collins or with the words "Shades of..." in the title (unless you have your own headphones).
But make sure they are comfortable and secure or you'll be plagued by whining and barking for miles. DO NOT feed them a new brand of dog food the night before your trip or you'll end up at a gas station in Brantford attempting to clean the back of the car with paper towels soaked in the water bucket provided for washing your windshield, and wiping doggy derrieres with wet wipes.
If your kids are not consistent car nappers, this is a must. Cranky kids and confined spaces do not mix. Speaking of cranky, DO NOT stay up late the night before your trip drinking pino grigio and surfing the net. Unless you enjoy traveling in a sleep-deprived, dehydrated stupor.
A crampy kid is a crabby kid. DO NOT explore the forested area behind the rest stop bathroom. Same goes for that hole in the bathroom wall. Do not stick anything in there. No good can come from this.
DO NOT allow noisy toys. DO lock the rear window controls if you have young children. DO NOT attempt a u-turn on a busy highway if your child tosses her stuffed teddy bear out the window and into a ditch.
Or you could just save yourself the trouble and fly.
Happy (quiet) travels everyone!
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Download the Family channel, Disney XD, or Disney Junior apps so the kids are entertained and so you can get a few minutes of quiet. That’s something you can both smile about.
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