Lisa Thornbury: Party Mummy


Naughty Napkins For Your Next Girls' Night

Starch Isn't The Only Way to Stiffen A Napkin!

Warning: This post may not be safe for work and is not for children's eyes.

Why on earth would anyone want to fold a napkin into this phallic shape? Three reasons:

1. To add something unexpected to your next Girls' Night.

2. A fun touch at a vasectomy party.

3. For a laugh, because, really, isn't that the reason we do pretty much everything in the first place?

Please note, it is perfectly acceptable for each napkin to vary in shape and, honestly, size doesn't matter.