New Fall TV: Watch or Skip These 3 Shows?

Wasting our valuable time on new shows that will probably die anyway

New Fall TV: Watch or Skip These 3 Shows?

The Muppets new TV show

I am such a TV nerd that I mark up "Fall Preview" issues of magazines to make sure I keep track of new shows, and, in the days of VCRs, I would actually create my own time table to make sure I maximized viewing. Have I earned your TV trust yet? Here's what I've watched so far in the new crop - and what I think is worth your time.

The Muppets

My kids were keen on this new version, because: Muppets. At 30 minutes, there’s less lag than the old shows and no filler, but the "show within a show about a making a show" format kind of renders it a 30 Rock with Kermit. Most of the jokes were over the heads of my 8 and 4 year-olds and there wasn’t enough signature Muppet zaniness to absorb them (the physical comedy was broad but tended toward violent.) The new storyline in which Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer paramours was invented for this show, and resets their previous will-they-or-won’t-they vibe, which has worked on countless shows until they, well, do.

Watch or skip? Not appointment viewing but it’s not hurting anyone.


I fell hard for this mystery show surrounding an amnesiac “Jane Doe” who was found (alive) in Times Square, zipped into a duffel bag, naked body covered in tattoos that are unraveling the mystery of how she got there. Clearly learning from other conspiracy-soaked serials that suffered from deepening the mystery without offering much resolution, the pilot episode features Jane going from frightened ward of the FBI to ass-kicking crime solver within the hour, which was almost too much. If they keep up the action as well as the romantic tension between Jane and Kurt, the FBI agent whose name is tattooed prominently between her shoulder blades, I’ll keep watching.

Watch or skip? Watch! Actual police officers will undoubtedly be scoffing at the gorgeous FBI office that seems to secretly reside in the heart of Manhattan, but I like my mysteries served in the middle of exciting glass panels and unrealistic computer work. Related: YMC Editor Gives Blindspot 10 weeks to live

The Mindy Project

It's back on CITY! No, Mindy is not new, but if you aren’t watching The Mindy Project you’re missing one of the sweetest and sharpest comedies on TV (and as penance you shall go, right now, and start it from the beginning as previous seasons are available on Netflix). Thank you, City TV,  for ensuring more Mindy for us poor Canucks who have no access to Hulu. Unless you’re me, in which case I missed it because the PVR malfunctioned I got some kind of shopping segment instead. That was 22 minutes of disappointment in fast-forward.


Sorry about: 

Last year I predicted that Mysteries of Laura would be gone. It is not. Why? It’s a mystery.

Selfie - you were a cute little Pygmalion/My Fair Lady update and I have a lot of time for John Cho. But the rest of you did not. Rest in peace, Selfie.

I’ll keep watching until the premieres stop coming - which new shows are your favourites so far? Which ones do you think are already circling the drain, or should be?

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Nostalgia for My Kid's Preschool Shows

You will miss those bright-eyed moments at really bad kids' shows

Nostalgia for My Kid's Preschool Shows

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend with my two young boys recently: they seem to be turning into their own people. People with tastes, opinions, and ideas about things. And those ideas include how they entertain themselves. And it’s getting annoying.

I find myself longing for those pre-school days when you could buy a ticket to see a show put on by grown people who probably had stage and performance dreams that did not include slipping on a giant foam rubber head and dancing around under the primary-coloured flood lights. (I am sensitive about those who toil in the foam suits, as I have mentioned before). Entertainment for the whole family was as simple as occasionally feeling charitable and saying “Hey boys, the ___ show is in town and I bought tickets!” “Hooray!” they would shout, entertained as much by the bucket of popcorn as whatever was happening on stage.

Of course, many things billed as “family entertainment” actually mean “About As Much As An Adult Can Stand And Timed For Preschool Attention Spans” so it never really is for the whole family. The trade-off is that I have been the arbiter of when we absorb these experiences (infrequently) and the kids enthusiastically accepted them (because salty popcorn and the novelty of public washrooms). I also may have enjoyed Walking With Dinosaurs: The Arena Spectacular more than anyone in the family.

Now, though, the tables are turning. My boys are eight and four and the youngest is quite easily influenced by the tastes of the eldest, leading to…requests. To see horrible-looking movies. At full price, first run, in the theatre, so as to keep them abreast of important cultural moments with their peers, who are talking about these same movies. We haven’t gotten to concerts yet (my praise, by the way, to the Imagination Movers for doing children’s concerts that actually are enjoyed by the whole family, we buy tickets every time they show up anywhere near our city.) But it’s coming: the day when at least one son wants to lay out $100 to see some act that I have:

A) never heard of or
B) disapprove of or
C) don’t think deserves 100 cents never mind $100.

And forget trying to land on a radio station or choose any music for the car. Everyone likes/hates whatever is on and the din from the back seat drowns out whatever comes from the speakers, though the boys know now that if they don’t agree, they will be punished with Aerosmith.

Like so many of the stages of childhood, I wasn’t quite ready for the “choose your own adventure” of what they want to do or see, but I am comforted by the wise words of YMC’s own Jeni Marinucci about what the future holds for us:

“I make them buy their own concert tickets.”

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