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Is someone you love obsessed with kitchen gadgets? The geekier and more high-tech, the better? Maybe they fancy themselves a little bit of a mad scientist at the stove. We've got you covered.
This is what you need to buy them.
Do I want to have an app on my phone that tells me how many eggs are in my tray, sending me notices when they're getting old, and blinking lights letting me know which ones I should use up first? Yes. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
You had me at one-touch advanced microcomputer-controlled cooking and warming adjustments.
Is making ordinary food passe? This little kit has every object your mad scientist needs to get started making foods that will confound your brain. Well, except for a scale. Make sure you get them a nice digital scale too.
Too cheap to buy something? MAKE THIS!
Is your crock pot not quite hands-off enough for you? It connects to your wifi and will happily send you updates and notices. You can control ALL of your crockpot's functions from wherever you are. And with regular updates via app, you will never sit there wondering if you turned on your crockpot again.
You can show me a foodie who says that they don't want their very own blow torch, and I will show you a liar.
Because, really, what kitchen mad scientist wouldn't want their own Doomsday Espresso maker? I am sorry to report that the company that made this no longer does. Perhaps we should petition for a second run.
Refrigerator. I command you to make more ice. Also: commence heating water for my tea.
Yes, it can do this.
No touching required to maintain the sanitation and sanity. It will open wide when you wave your hand at it. Unfortunately it does not say "Feed me, Seymour."
Wine coolers are so last decade. You want to impress someone? Have this sitting on your counter instead.
Not out yet, but rumored to be out soon, this gem was demoed at CES 2015. Or if you can't wait, ChefJet has one too.
GTFO crockpot. Cinder reaches 500F fast, uses the energy of a 60W lightbulb, and is accurate to within one degree increments. It's Bluetooth enabled. You can cook from the comfort of your iPad or smartphone while you're in the bathroom, if you want. This thing uses AI, laser beams, and high-tech sensors to grill your steaks, man. OK maybe no laser beams.