About my kids:
Let's just say my kids are on a first-name basis with the principal.
Parenting is...:
learning to trick lovable but stubborn people into doing what you want while making them think it was their idea.
When are you at your yummiest?:
The ten minutes after I leave the hair salon. Then it all goes back to hell.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?:
I Was Going To Do That Later.
What's currently in your purse?:
Everything but actual cash.
