Glynis
Ratcliffe

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Glynis Ratcliffe used to be an opera singer, but after her daughter begged her to stop singing and be quiet for the millionth time, she decided to use her inside voice and write instead. Now she spends her time writing on her blog, The Joy of Cooking (for Little Assholes), about the important things in life, like potty training, eating too much Nutella and laughing at how ridiculous her kids are. You can find her writing on Romper, Scary Mommy, BLUNTmoms, YMC, and The Huffington Post as well.

About my kids: 
I have a 15 year old step daughter, who we get to see every few weeks, a 5 year old daughter who is constantly challenging us and making us laugh, and a 2-year--old boy who is adorable and full of drama.
Parenting is...: 
fucking hard.
We know you don't have a lot, but when you do, what do you like to do in your spare time?: 
bake, read, catch up on movies
When are you at your yummiest?: 
after I eat a spoonful of nutella from the jar?
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?: 
Pass the chocolate!
What's currently in your purse?: 
3 cheesestring packges, wallet, hand sanitizer, earbuds, and about 5 empty Tim's treat bags
What superhero power would you like to have?: 
Speed, so cleaning wouldn't take so damn long.
If we gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?: 
In plain sight.
Twitter Handle: 
@operagirl