Dinah
Whitton
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About my kids: 
Ebony is 9, but thinks she's going on 13 to which my current life's battle is to remind her how fun being a kid really is (but, at 4'2" I must admit it's not easy) Moriah is a typical 5 year old with dreams of being a princess firefighter. After 12 1/2 hrs of labour she had the nerve to stop breathing for 30 seconds and spent five days in Intensive Care. So when she's cartwheeling or teaching herself how to backflip I just smile (until she breaks something :-s) Ethan is a newly mobile 1 year old currently working on the monster walk. Affectionately known as 'Buddy', he is obsessed with planes and anything with wheels.
Parenting is...: 
like a crazy roller coaster that only slows down when approaching an incline and you never get your money back even if you hurl a few times!
We know you don't have a lot, but when you do, what do you like to do in your spare time?: 
Duh, like all Moms I eat ice cream and watch tv! Um, and since my past time makes me fat I enjoy swimming, biking, rock climbing, rollerskating (old school style) and skiing.
When are you at your yummiest?: 
When I'm not on my period...period!
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?: 
The Times and Life of One Crazy Lady
What's currently in your purse?: 
-Empty wallet -Lip balm (Carmex in a fancy tube) -cell phone -keys -old receipts -pen and notebook (mostly with kid "artwork") -some other junk I need to sift through before it gets hectic down there
What superhero power would you like to have?: 
Super Duper Laundry Powers: the ability to wash/fold/hang/put away laundry at the blink of an eye!
If we gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?: 
In my hair with an earpiece so we can communicate (she could be my producer to the world around me)