Christella
Morris

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I blog at Crawl The Line... my kids are Cash & Carter. (Can you figure out the connection?)

If you're looking for delicious recipes and pin-worthy decor, keep looking because this is not your mother's blog! I'm a self-depricating, humour-filled mom-blogger slash social-media-specialist who is a little bit country and a little bit rockn'roll. 

I used to tour with bands as a merchandising sales consultant (yep, that's a real job) and then well... when life gives you embryos.... you, you know.. get a job where you don't live on a tour bus. So, I made some babies and got a job as a digital marketing specialist.

 

About my kids: 
Cash (2010) is my darling little dictator. He loves making people laugh and moustaches. Carter (2011) is the strong, silent type. Their personalities couldn't be more different, but from behind you can't tell them apart!
Parenting is...: 
very similar to the music industry. As quoted by Hunter S. Thompson: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." I'd say parenting runs a fairly close parallel, no?
We know you don't have a lot, but when you do, what do you like to do in your spare time?: 
If you manage to find me without my iPhone glued to my face well... get out of my bathroom! I'm taking a bath!
When are you at your yummiest?: 
Apparently just before I say "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache"
If someone wrote a biography about you, what would be the title?: 
From Tours to Teletubbies: Making the most of Mommyhood
What's currently in your purse?: 
A belt I took away from my toddler before we left the house this morning, iPhone, Red Lipstick, my over-flowing wallet (with papers and cards, not money), business cards & crumbs.
What superhero power would you like to have?: 
Making people (my children) fall asleep whenever I wanted.
If we gave you an elephant, where would you hide it?: 
I could leave it sitting in the middle of my living room and no one would notice due to the constant state of upheaval.
Twitter Handle: 
@christellasays

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