The Good (Kelly Ripa), The Bad (Sandra Bullock) and The Confusing (polka dots?) from the 2012 Academy Awards.
You would be like Meryl Streep only with me as your guest. And WITH COOKIES.
The problem is he's speaking from the privileged position of being a man in an industry that is unforgiving to older women.
And the cover goes to this iconic actress who's been nominated for an Oscar 16 times.
This year's nominations left me feeling a little underwhelmed. Do you think The Oscars are a good indicator of the best in Hollywood, or is it getting old hat?