When it comes to buying great Star Wars gifts, you do or you do not. There is no try.
But fear not, young Jedi; we are here to guide you to victory.
Star Wars Steering Wheel Cover [1]
Yeah, so your '04 Dodge Caravan with the rusty doors and cracked windshield isn't the Millennium Falcon, but you'll feel like an intergalactic freedom fighter with this steering wheel cover. (At least that's what I plan to tell my husband.)
Yoda Christmas Tree Lights [2]
Bring some wisdom to your Christmas tree. And Yoda is green, so he's already coordinated with Christmas colours.
Lights these are amazing are.
Princess Leia Costume and Hans Solo Adult Costumes [3]
Just going to put this out there: These could be a LOT of fun.
Car Family Decals
Unlike those rear window decals I want to rip off vehicles all throughout the grocery store parking lot, these Star Wars stickers only add to the cool that already is your family.
R2 D2 Teapot
Tea for you, R2D2? Even the most ardent coffee drinker would take a cuppa from this pot.
Yoda Baby Hat
I call this one "the vasectomy reversal clincher."
Death Star Lego
Do you have kids or adult Star Wars/Lego fans? Do you want to bathe in peace for the next decade?
This. This will keep them busy.
Millennium Falcon Bluetooth Speaker
Plug this in at your next backyard patio get-together and party like you're invading an innocent planet for its air supply.
Available at Chapters Indigo [8]
Darth Vader Toaster
You're not smelling burned toast, you're smelling sweet evil deliciousness.
I Love You / I Know Pillows
Sure, the Star Wars franchise is low on great romantic lines, and I won't count the farce that was the Anakin / Padme storyline, so this is it. For non-mushy folks like myself, I'll take it for it's truth and simplicity.
Star Wars Ice Cube Trays [11]
You can use these for simply keeping your drinks cold, or for giving your in-laws a brain freeze with a little side "FU" after they told you a 34 year-old man should not have a set of Luke Skywalker pajamas. Your call.
Star Wars Wedding Ring Set
If this is on your ring finger, it's definitely true love.
Light-up Lightsaber Chopsticks
Ramen just became 1000% more fun.
Jedi Bathrobe [14]
What's more important than fighting for the federation or staying warm on your way back from the gym shower? It's a rough life, that of a Jedi. Cozy fleece makes it tolerable.
Darth Vader Shower Head
If only they made this in a Hans Solo version with pulse action.
Alphabet Poster
Decorating a baby's room? Get them off to the right start as a Star Wars fan with this beautiful hand designed alphabet poster.
"Welcome to the Darkside" Doormat [17]
The ultimate in anti-solicitor devices.
R2D2 Rolling Luggage
Make random airport baggage checks part of the fun!
Jeni Marinucci is YMC's Creative Director. She has a guilty conscience, a love for humour, and a questionable home-haircut. After her children were old enough to make their own sandwiches, she returned to University to complete her B.A. in English Literature—a designation which has provided her with an extensive library and crushing student loans. When no teaching college wanted her, she had to choose between taking orders through a drive-thru window or from an editor. She chose the latter.