Soccer Mom, Golf Widow & Laundry Ninja in search of a quieter potato chip. When my kids were small, my favourite phrase of theirs was "I love you Mummy" but now that they're teens it's "How did you find that out?" My personal motto is "Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are" and that's mostly because my dog thinks I'm obviously the Smart Human who knows where the kibble is kept.
You can find me on Twitter at @Laundry_Ninja