September 29, 2009

Occassionally I go through bouts of insomnia. By Day 10 I'm a zombie-like creature minus the good looks and coordination. Here is my middle of the night, can't sleep forray into songwriting - a Follow Friday rap is soon to follow. Please sing to the theme song from Spiderman*

Ativan, Ativan
Makes me sleep
When I can’t
Lay in bed, half a pill
Taking more would make me ill
Look out
Here comes the Ativan

Is it strong
Listen You
Has me slurring with some drool
Does it work
You bet your ass
Sleep so sound I’m passing gas
Hey there
There goes the Ativan

In the chill of the night
Laying eyes open wide
Like a streak of light
When my sleep is denied

Ativan Ativan
Inducing sleep
To this restless heap
Small and white
Don’t judge by size
This tiny pill has a bite

 

Look out
Here comes the ativan…

*I don't actually take Ativan.  Can you even imagine me on drugs? 

** When I get more sleep, will start writing in full sentences again.

Labels/Tags: sharon devellis, the inside scoop, spiderman, insomnia

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Oh my bad...it IS SPELLED CORRECTLY. I should just keep my mouth..and fingers shut. I thought there was only one "c". I apologize I am an idiot...slinking off now.
Suzanne Gilbert, Erin, ON

And the first word is spelled wrong. But who can spell when you are tired; it's enough that you can type late into the night.
Sue , Erin, ON

Now could you just imagine Spiderman on Ativan?! Swinging from building to building then slamming into a wall because the drug took effect?! Could you sing that on video in a Spiderman costume??!! LOL! Cute Sharon...very cute!
Eric Novak, Ajax, ON
http://www.yummymummyclub.ca/eric_novak_whos_your_daddy