It feels a little weird, having the house to oneself after chaos all summer long. You may be shuffling from room to room, unsure what to do with your life.
Well, stop wondering. This is exactly what you should be doing.
If I dance in the kitchen after 4 PM, or I decide to turn up the radio and sing along with the 80s and George Michael's Father Figure, I have to hear "MooooOOoooooOOOOom!" Empty house = freeeeeeedom.
You do you, booboo.
All summer long I had snacks of all kinds ripped out of my hand the moment I popped the seal. Well, ladies, no need to hide in the closet with your snacks to keep them to yourself anymore.
"Hey mom, what are you watching?" Uhhh.... nothing. Historical stuff. It's pretty boring. "Cool, can I watch?" No.
Mine. All mine. Without splashing and feet being stuck in my armpits.
I actually can't remember the last time I could stare at a wall for 5 minutes uninterrupted. It feels weird and wrong. I intend to fix that.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. No need to hide in the laundry room with a willing partner either.
I mean, think about it, you're technically saving laundry time, energy bills, sweatshop labour, and the planet by not getting dressed.
The simple things are the best.
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