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Meet UK dad Siman Hooper. He has a thousand yard parenting stare, and for good reason. He has four daughters: aged 9, 6, and 10 month old twins.
Simon decided to start up an Instagram account about his life with four daughters and his wife, Clementine - a no-holds-barred perspective on parenting that is as hilarious as it is honest.
Simon covers it all, from teething, to birthdays, to joy, to letting his brains leak out of his ears trying to cope with twin infants on his lonesome.
"The neighbours must have thought I was skinning cats with a wooden spoon at 3.30am - the noise was endless - the kind of noise that cuts through you & drains you of any memory of who you are or what you're doing until your brain dribbles out you ear."
Simon, who is an operations director for a consultancy firm based out of the U.S., also says he's a "a handy man, taxi driver, swimming instructor, tutor, chef, counsellor, human climbing frame, bank, personal shopper and PA." He says his Instagram account is to show a more realistic view of what parenting is like, and says "There is way too much sugarcoating when it comes to parents, so I wanted to share what it’s really like and provide a bit of humor at the same time."
When he's not relating his experience with helping new dads find things in the baby aisle or his tendancy to get in trouble for using his "dad fashion sense" to dress the twins, he also takes a humorous look at life with an adult member of the opposite gender.
Follow Simon Hooper’s Instagram for more unvarnished honesty about parenthood and cohabiting with the women in his life.
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