I’ve had just about enough of these ridiculous birthday parties. Enough.
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If you ask my son what should happen, given what a good day he’s had, ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, the answer will also be the same.
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What else are handbags for?
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As a parent, I don’t have all the answers. I don’t even usually know what the questions are going to be.
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*Points to the hourglass.*
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We'll give you something to tweet about.
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