Three weeks ago Son No. 1 announced he would no longer be calling me ‘Mummy’, I would be ‘Mom’ instead.
When I asked him why he told me it was because ‘Mummy’ sounded too babyish.
And from that day he has not faltered ONCE.
“Mom, guess what happened today?”
“Mom, can I have a snack?”
“Mom, can I go on the computer?”
Mom! Mom! Mom! Now I know how Jan from The Brady Bunch feels.
I HATE MOM.