From April to September I signed up to do seven races.
Three Ways You Can Pick Your Next Race
by: Sharon DeVellis
Do you think about raking when someone mentions The Maple Leafs?
I’m the first to admit that I barely know anything about hockey even though my youngest son plays in both winter and summer and my husband has played forever. I’m the person at every hockey game asking:
Why did that kid get a penalty?
What’s offside again?
My thighs are too big.
I wish I had better skin.
I’d look good if it wasn’t for this muffin top.
I don’t want to go out tonight, I feel fat.
Ugh, these bags under my eyes make me look 70.
Are you guilty of saying something like this to yourself?
We’re our own god damn worst enemies, aren’t we? If anyone ever said something like this to our kids or one of our friends, we’d go all, “It’s on like Donkey Kong” on their asses. Yet, we have no problem saying these things to ourselves. Every. Single. Day.