Occasionally I come across a product that leaves me feeling confused as to why anyone would ever buy it, let alone use it. I roll my eyes and shake my head in disbelief. Why? I ask, Why?
Until, of course, the Gods of Irony decide to teach me why someone who is getting older and witnessing strange things happen to her body, things you knew subconsciously would happen but never thought in a million years would happen to you, per se, could possibly want to use it.
This is a delicate topic but one that is necessary because at some point this is going to happen to you. And unless your name is Samantha and you’re part of the of Sex In The City cast it’s not going to come up in a normal everyday discussion with your girlfriends.
Let’s just say your partner likes to Go DownTown Vacation South of The Border Yodel at the Canyon Pearl Dive.
Yes. That’s it. Let’s say your partner likes to dive for pearls.
And let’s just say your partner is a very good pearl diver. An excellent pearl diver, even. In fact, it’s possible one of the reasons you’re with your partner is because of his amazing pearl-diving abilities. And let’s say your partner loves to dive for pearls. And can hold his or her breath for a very long time. And your partner finds a pearl Every! Single! Time! They’re beautiful pearls. So beautiful they make you oooooo and ahhhhhh at the immense beauty. Maybe they even bring tears to your eyes. And let’s just say that one day, your partner is pearl diving and he’s so close to finding that pearl. So close! You’ve almost got it! It's there! Right there! And suddenly your partner stops and comes up and says “Did you know you have a grey pubic hair?”
All I’m saying ladies is if anything like this ever happens to you, there’s a product out there for that.
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