A month ago, I bought a book for Son No. 1 to teach him the ins and outs about sex.
Ba ha ha ha ha ha..
I ended up buying him this book which is beyond awesome. An hour after giving it to him he was on page 35. Apparently if you want to encourage boys to read, just give them a book about sex and contains all the embarrassing words that will throw them into fits of laughter. Vagina anyone?
It was bound to happen.
I live in a house surrounded by penises. Peni? Either/or there’s a lotta male hormones going on over here and I am the one lone female. I’m at a disadvantage for a more than a few reasons.
1) I have a vagina and when the kids come bounding into the bathroom, bedroom...or wherever I happen to be partially or fully nude, they are sent into spasms of laughter.
2) When I pee, I actually get it in the toilet.
3) We won’t get started on my deflated boobs and poor stretched, elongated nipples.
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Sharon came to work at YMC as the YummyMummyClub.ca Coordinator after winning Canada's Yummiest Mummy Contest, a contest based on creativity and not on parenting skills (*whew* wipe beads of sweat from brow).
She is now the Senior Writer and maintains the voice of YMC which sounds very similar to the voice in her head. Being crazy is finally paying off.
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