We all have those times in our relationship where your sex life gets a little stale. Been there, done that. But if you're going to spice things up, these Do's and Don'ts will ensure there is more sexy and less scary going on. Because you don't really want to scar the paper boy, do you?
Don't try to surprise your husband by covering your body from head to toe in baby oil then whipping the door open when you hear him about to enter from a hard day at work. It may actually be the newspaper boy.
The same goes for wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap. Only replace paper boy with some poor dude trying to sell locked in gas prices.
Actually, ignore tips 1 and 2 and just make it your life rule not to open doors wearing anything except your normal every day clothes.
Do practice your sexy “come hither” looks in the mirror. There’s a fine line between looking constipated and looking sexy.
Don't cover self in chocolate and lie across hood of husband’s car while playing Lick It Up by KISS. Not unless husband was already contemplating a new paint job.
If you really want to spice things up and decide to go Brazilian down south, do follow the instructions on the wax kit where it says to test a small area beforehand in case of allergic reaction. Turns out they aren’t kidding.
If you and your husband are spending a special adult night together, don't involve alcohol. I don’t care what anyone says…Sambucca or no Sambucca, when you surprise your man with a spontaneous striptease and he vomits, it’s a blow to your self esteem that’s hard to bounce back from.
And last but not least, if you decide to add a bit of spark to your marriage by having adventurous sex, make sure you have a safe word.
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