Mummy Buzz

May
03
2012

Octuplet Mom Would Star in Porn

'I Need a Fresh Start'

And speaking of multiple births... No one tops Nadya Suleman, the current record holder with octuplets and six more besides. 

But the mother of 14 is having a tough time feeding all those mouths. Her home was repossessed, she declared bankruptcy, and social workers recently paid her a visit, following reports that her California home was filthy and unfit.

Now Suleman, fearing for her brood's future welfare, has stumbled upon a money-making scheme: porn. After appearing topless in a British magazine for the tidy sum of $8,000, clearly a light bulb went off for the 36 year old. 

Suleman is adamant, however, about her boundaries. 

"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," she said during an interview with HLN 'Showbiz Tonight.' "I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."

"But I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start," Suleman said in the midst of a flurry of potty training and discipline (a time out rug, in case you're interested) none of us can possibly imagine. "It's nonstop," she said, ordering her children to "stand in line to go pee."

Although Suleman, who receives $2,000 a month in Food Stamps, turned down an adult film company's offer to pay off her mortgage two years ago, she's open to doing business now.

"You know, if the opportunity comes up, I'll be the first to admit I'm gonna eat my words, because all that matters is that I can take care of my family," she said.

Would you stop at nothing (including a skin flick) to provide for your kids?