America loves itself a good conspiracy theory, from NASA to all the way to JFK. But none are as deliciously baked as this one, originating from December 2014, that is currently blowing up the internet.
Ready for it? Remember JonBenét Ramsey, the six year-old child pageant star who was kidnapped and murdered? Well, what if instead of dying, she magically morphed into... Katy Perry?
“JonBenét Ramsey became Katy Perry. That’s a fact,” claims the voice over of the YouTube video, which has racked up close to 2 million hits. “JonBenét Ramsey did not die, nobody died, nobody got hurt.”
The baked fellow, who goes by the name of Dave Johnson, extrapolates on the theory with a bunch of extremely tenuous links that culminate in an ultra creepy superimposed image of Perry's and Ramsey's faces.
OK, so the resemblance is eerie, I'll give him that.
“The Illuminati always puts out clues hidden in plain sight,” says Johnson or whatever his name really is.
He references a quote from Perry's biography talking about her early songwriting days. “Not that I was one of those stage kids,” she wrote. “There was no JonBenét Ramsey inside of me waiting to burst out.”
Shudders.
And then there was that time Perry tweeted out the lyrics to God Bless America - which, for the uninformed, was famously performed by Ramsey.
Is this enough proof that two performers have in fact melded into one?
Nope, but it may be sure proof, according to one commenter, that "Crack is a Helluva Drug.”
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