If you know me, you’re painfully aware of my love of puns and lust for alliteration. It’s genetic.
In lieu of a post about Easter party games or recipes, here are a few of my favourite Easter inspired jokes. I plan on cracking these out during our annual family brunch. On the menu; waffles, eggs, coffee and...a healthy serving of pun-cakes with maple syrup.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Who's the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
The Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the Hotel owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
What did the evil rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
The Ether Bunny.
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them. (That one's for you @SarahGunnStyle!)
What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.
Feel free to entertain/annoy your family with these gems during your family's Easter egg hunt tomorrow. You're welcome/I'm sorry (depending on how you feel about juvenille pun humour).
Hoppy Easter everyone! ~ Party Mummy....The Punny Bunny
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