"Getting there is half the fun?"
Depends who you ask. A seven-year-old will say road trips are rad. An exhausted forty-four-year-old mother of two will rock in a corner, muttering something about how suitcases don't pack themselves and how the GPS lady is so condescending.
It's not that we adults don't like to travel. We do. And of course we want our children with us. It's just that we want them with us, but sitting quietly in the backseat so we can stare out the window, alone with our empty thought bubbles. The "children should be seen and not heard" concept is antiquated but pretty darn appealing in the face of a six-hour car ride.
Our parents survived family road trips (without seatbelts and GPS) and we can too! Here are a few tips to make your next family road trip smooth and dare I say, relaxing!
Some of the most interesting secrets and deepest thoughts are shared on the open road. But, DO NOT keep your head cranked in reverse for long periods. I learned this the hard-painful-icepack-handfuls-of-Advil-and-a-hefty-chiro-bill way. DO NOT turn around if you are the driver. Obviously.
DO NOT let your children stuff their faces with junkfood to keep them quiet. When I was seven, on a car trip to California, I ate several boxes of Tic Tacs and then barfed all over the backseat. To this day I can't smell fruity Tic Tacs without gagging.
When we were kids, my brother crawled through the backseat into the trunk and hid. When my mom finally noticed I claimed I had no idea where he was. Ahhhh, the 70s. Good, good times.
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DO NOT leave crayons on the rear dash in the heat of summer while you spend a few hours at an amusement park or you'll return to a waxy waterfall. Wax does not come out of fabric seats. (This happened shortly after the Tic Tac pukefest...see #3. Our family station wagon was never quite the same after that trip.)
Either give the kids headphones so they can listen on their own or listen aloud together. DO NOT listen to anything by Jackie Collins or with the words "Shades of..." in the title (unless you have your own headphones).
But make sure they are comfortable and secure or you'll be plagued by whining and barking for miles. DO NOT feed them a new brand of dog food the night before your trip or you'll end up at a gas station in Brantford attempting to clean the back of the car with paper towels soaked in the water bucket provided for washing your windshield, and wiping doggy derrieres with wet wipes.
If your kids are not consistent car nappers, this is a must. Cranky kids and confined spaces do not mix. Speaking of cranky, DO NOT stay up late the night before your trip drinking pino grigio and surfing the net. Unless you enjoy traveling in a sleep-deprived, dehydrated stupor.
A crampy kid is a crabby kid. DO NOT explore the forested area behind the rest stop bathroom. Same goes for that hole in the bathroom wall. Do not stick anything in there. No good can come from this.
DO NOT allow noisy toys. DO lock the rear window controls if you have young children. DO NOT attempt a u-turn on a busy highway if your child tosses her stuffed teddy bear out the window and into a ditch.
Or you could just save yourself the trouble and fly.
Happy (quiet) travels everyone!
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