Jan 14 2015

Accidentally Sharing X-Rated Selfies

BEWARE: It's Easy To Do

by: Lisa Thornbury

beaver holding a mirror

*This post is probably NSFW. Unless you work at home like I do, then carry on. You've been warned.*

Ever accidentally "reply all" to an email in a ridiculously inappropriate way? Me neither.

This Post Is Also NSFW But These Penis Cartoons a Husband Drew His Wife Are Hilarious

Dec 22 2014

Host a Kids' Video Games Night Without Losing Your Mind

Be not afraid. It’s going to be awesome.

by: Lisa Thornbury

Kids Video Game Party
Remember Friday Night Videos on TV? I do. #old #acidwash #airguitar #singingintomyhairbrush
 
 
Fast forward...Friday Night Videos have been replaced by Friday Night Video Games! (I still sing into my brush by the way.)
 
Dec 18 2014

Keep Your Pets Safe During The Holidays

Anyone Up For Some Heavy Petting Under The Mistletoe?

by: Lisa Thornbury

cat in the christmas tree
When I was a kid, my friend's cat had obviously eaten Christmas tree tinsel (he had a long sparkly strand hanging out of his butt). When I went to pull it out my friend's older brother shouted, "Stop! You'll pull out his intestines!!" Later that winter when my mom made a money cake for my birthday, all I could think of when I was tugging on a ribbon in search of a coin, was yanking out a pile of cake covered cat intestines. Scarred...for life
 

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The Face, The Voice, The Blog!

Lisa’s always loved a party. Having played bartender in a former life, this Party Mummy knows her way around a cocktail shaker and can shake her money maker. A sought after party guest, she’d jump at the chance to mix, mingle and be merry. Then she mixed, mingled and got married.

Now with two kids in tow, she knows firsthand how harried parents will often forgo being a social butterfly to stay at home and cocoon. But nothing would stop this Party Mummy...until her youngest was diagnosed with a serious medical condition. Then Lisa made the difficult decision to leave her teaching position after 10 years on the job and experienced a cocooning moment of her own. All of a sudden this Party Mummy was partied out. But she soon discovered that in the good times or bad, mummies still need to play and nothing could keep her from exercising her penchant for dreaming up playful, and practical, party themes.

So get back on the party train and join the conga line. Party Mummy reveals tried and true tips for entertaining and shares a few of her personal “what NOT to do” disasters.

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