My relationship with every piece of software/hardware ever:
MONDAY
Wow, you’re perfect for us. I love that you totally get me and everything I need. What’s that? You think I’m amazing and don’t really need you but you’ll try and find a way to help me? No, stop it! You’re embarrassing me! This is a match made in heaven! I can only imagine how much better my life will be with you in it. I’ll have more time to relax—maybe I’ll learn to play tennis, or bridge. Wow, just wow.
