Aug
13
2012

Celebrity Baby Names

Names that prove celebs AREN'T like you and me

Celebrity Baby Names

Ah, baby names. There is very little more jarring than hearing awful baby names. Our first thoughts are always "poor kid!" followed quickly by "WTF?" And while some are just too bizarre for words (Halcyon and Astala, anyone?), some celebs are getting it right while others are, in my humble opinion, being strange for strange's sake.

The Good

Penelope Scotland (Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick) I know what you are thinking..."Penelope Scotland? Have you lost your mind, Kat?" Maybe. But hear me out. Penelope is a beautiful ancient Greek name from myth (one I've personally always loved—but we pronounce it Pen-e-lope-eh) and Scotland is my other ancestral heritage. I think I'm biased, but Penny Scotland is a cute name for a little girl, no?

Maxwell Drew (Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson) Something I've always loved (we can blame my mum for this one) is girls with boy's names. And before you get all weird about it—Shannon is a boy's name, as is Heather. Little girls named Max, Georgie, Charlie and Freddie have always been sweet and allowed the girl to stand out. Maxwell is great, and a little more modern than Maxine, I think.

Harper (Bill Hader & Maggie Carey). Harper Lee wrote To Kill a Mockingbird. She was an amazing author and strong woman in the time before women had as much power as they do now. Love this name for a girl. (This is also Posh and Beck's little girl's name.)

Samuel Garner (Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck) Baby Samuel was born earlier this year and has two older sisters: Serafina and Violet. I like the nod to Jen's family name (we did a similar thing with Henry & my maiden name) and the classic names, which are starting to make a comeback, show that they are classic for a reason!

 

The Questionable

Luca Cruz (Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie) I'm not sure I like this name, and I'm not sure why. Luca Cruz Comrie just seems like an odd mouthful. But, he's an ADORABLE little guy, and he can always be called Luke if he so choses.

Pearl Clementine (Jack Osbourne & Lisa Stelly) I love the old names, but this one seems a little too over the top with the middle name. Pearl is a great name, but what happens if they start calling her Clem? CLEM.

Dixie Pearl (Caleb Followill & Lilly Aldrege) Another downhome country name I'm not sure about. Dixie sounds like a prostitute from Deadwood (maybe Trixie had a twin sister?).

 

The Bad

Bastian Kick (Jeremy Sisto & Addie Lane) What in the actual fuck? No words. His daughter from his previous marriage is named Charlie Ballerina. I am shaking my head so hard right now.

Ethel Mary (Lilly Allen & Sam Cooper) I love old names, but some of them don't need a comeback. Ethel is one of them. Allen is pregnant again, so what will the next one be called? Gertrude?

Maple Sylvie (Jason Bateman & Amanda Anka) Sure, they're both Canadian (wife Amanda is the daughter of legendary crooner Paul Anka) but Maple? Maple Sylvie sounds an AWFUL lot like Maple Syrup. Poor girl.

Blue Ivy (Beyonce & Jay-Z) Why? When Blue was first born, I thought her name was Ivy Blue and I thought "that's really cute" cause Ivy is a great name. But no. Blue Ivy. Supposedly inspired by some blue ivy that Bey took a photo of while on vacation. Yep, that's a thing.

 

So spill it! What are some of your favourite celebrity baby names?

 

Photo via Life & Style

Aug
08
2012

Kristen Stewart and Hollywood Cheaters

Is it scandal or a career booster?

Kristen Stewart and Hollywood Cheaters

I might accuse you of living under a rock if you haven't heard about the "scandal" around Kristen Stewart and her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. But I sat and waded through all the news pieces over the last two weeks and something always smelled fishy. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But then it hit me. I'm pretty sure that Kristen Stewart used this as a career boost—after being in Twilight and trying to build a bigger name for herself, she "cheated" on her live-in boyfriend Robert Pattinson with director (and married father) Rupert Sanders. But in the process, she destroyed a family and ruined her relationship. This is what is stinky to me. I really think this was calculated.

Now hear me out. 

It's clear that Sanders had a crush on his starlet (you can see his ramblings here, here and here) even when filming, since he uses words like "rebellious" and "intuitive" and "stunning." They also seemed to get along quite well during the press junkets, often standing fairly close to one another. There were even reports that during one stop, Kristen took Rupert and wife Liberty Ross' kids out for ice cream (dad's new girlfriend syndrome?). 

The movie came out in May. It did OK for an early summer blockbuster and the reviews were fairly positive, but it was quickly eclipsed by films like The Avengers  and The Dark Knight Rises. Then, in July, the photos surfaced

In at least one of those photos, it looks as if K-Stew is looking directly at the camera. Just a day or two after the photos broke (and I think that the photos were "tipped off" and in Hollywood, that usually means "celebrity X called the paps"), Kristen released a statement to People magazine. PEOPLE. If you got caught with your pants down, would your first response be to contact the media? What about your live-in boyfriend, Kristen? 

The couple has been notoriously private in the past about their relationship and it was mostly speculated that they were together up until the last 6 months or so. So why did she think it was more appropriate to go to the media with her apology? This makes me think this was her plan all along. Both Kristen and Rupert have both stated adamantly that they never had sex, so maybe she thought this would be the perfect non-threatening scandal to boost her career? Her critics always call her flat and boring so a little steamy scandal could have been just what the Doctor ordered. 

In recent days, Sanders has been spotted eating with his wife around Hollywood but news is that Robert Pattinson's final straw was the very public apology and not the indiscretion. He is notoriously shy and it's pretty clear that Stewart basically had her whole little game blow up in her face. Apparently, the drunk dialing won't stop. 

I hope that at the very least, Sanders and his wife can work on something for the sake of their children (it's not up to me to decide if they should stay together, only up to Liberty Ross). Both RPatz and K-Stew have big movies coming this year, so the press will just keep turning. Because of this little fling of Kristen's, Rob's name is being thrown all over the tabloids—exactly what he has never wanted to have happen in his career. 

Both Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton had sexual things (aka tapes) help keep them notorious in Hollywood and it seems more and more evident that Kristen Stewart was trying to do something simillar with less repercussions, however, it completely backfired and now she's lost a decent man and any credibility she had as a "different' kind of starlet. 

Spill it! What do you think of Kristen Stewart's affair?

Aug
06
2012

Celebritease Round-Up

I went on vacation and all this stuff happened (go figure!)

Celebritease Round-Up

Heya. So, Matt, Henry and I went to glorious, do-nothing Fort Erie this weekend where we slept until 8:30 EVERY day (M's parents took care of Henry every morning), spent an entire afternoon in the pool and generally lazed about. But, just because there was a civic holiday in Ontario (Simcoe Day!) and a bunch of awesome ladies were in NYC for Blogher12, that didn't mean that the gossip wheels stopped turning. From Sharon Osbourne to Macaulay Culkin and a surpise celebrity wedding, the second-to-last long weekend of the summer was a busy one.

Sharon Osbourne up and quit America's Got Talent at the end of this season. And surprisingly, Howard Stern isn't to blame. The New York Post is reporting that Sharon has quit because she's mad at NBC for breaking a verbal contract with her son Jack who was all set to be on their new show Stars Earn Stripes shortly after he was diagnosed with MS. Sharon claims this is discriminatory, and argues that Jack was really looking forward to being on the show. While I don't think Sharon's claim is wrong, I do think she needs to relax a bit and understand that NBC was probably spooked about insurance around a reality star contestant newly diagnosed with an illness and the producers having no idea what stage Jack would be in when filming was to begin. The show starts next Monday, so they must have been filming for a while, as well—which leads me to belive that Sharon may really be lying just to get out of AGT.

Macaulay Culkin appears to be not doing so well these days...at least according to The National Enquirer. They claim that Mac is addicted to herion and/or Oxycodone. He looks like crap for sure, though he could just be an unhealthy single dude. Since breaking up with Mila Kunis a few years ago and, as far as I know, not really speaking to his family, he probably just doesn't take very good care of himself. There are reports that he attended the wedding of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied this past weekend in California, so I'm not entirely sure how true the NE story is, but ugh he looks bad.

Speaking of Natalie and Ben the first wedding photo surfaced earlier today (brides are always so gorgeous).

And finally, I saw a sneak peak at some of the guest stars that will be on Sesame Street this season. Everyone from Mya Rudolph to Wendy Williams to Jack Black. Here are a few of the cutest photos I saw from the new season:

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I love that they really make sure that us parents get a kick out of Sesame Street, too!